Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Happy Thanksgiving, guys. I have like 1000 things to be thankful for, and I know it. Literally just the fact that I get to not go to work tomorrow, right? And that I could afford to buy a turkey who was raised responsibly (before he was killed for us to eat). And that all three of my doggos, my parents, and Crockett are going to be around me all day.

Also, I'm making my stuffing into WAFFLES. HOW CAN I NOT BE THANKFUL.

I mean, yes my feet hurt from cooking all afternoon. Yes, Hulu is forcing a really long wait between episodes of You're the Worst. Yes, Thanksgiving is "a holiday-length ode to white supremacy and an undeserved celebration of a band of uptight zealot weirdos who should have been allowed to freeze to death."

But still. I'm a lucky bitch and I know it. I hope you are too, whatever that means to you. LOVE.

you've been tearing me up

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