Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

can't type too cold

The coldest I've ever been was in February, in the middle of the night, in the parking lot of a hospital in Minnesota. My boyfriend's father had had a stroke and we were there visiting. The second coldest I've ever been was in Chicago, in March. I was with my college Forging and Forming class touring a forge and when we came out of the forge where the metal was awesome and hot and the cold wet outside was gross and fucking freezing.

I only know these things, though, because I've said them out loud a lot of times since. In reality, I don't remember being any colder than when I went to get the mail in the negative 11 degree weather ten seconds ago. That means I'm putting a lot of faith on past Emma, right? Like, what if she was a total wuss? What if it was actually WARMER in Minnesota in Febr ...

Ok, yeah, the Minnesota one is definitely the coldest I've ever been.

dot deepcrotchedpant

well I think YOU GUYS are two metals. gold medals.