Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

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I do I do! Oh, well ... yes. There are many things I would like to know my real thoughts regarding, but I meant...


About new fall tv!!!

So many mixed reviews. Actually, no. Mostly terrible reviews with one that made me go hmmm, ok. Now I've actually watched three WHOLE episodes and: I want Amy Pond back. And John Cho is hot. I'm going to keep watching it in the hopes that Eliza will get more Amy, John Cho will get less whiny, and at one point they're going to burst into a song about accents. Bonus points for the Paula Abdul dance class and "I think Channing Tatum would be proud of us" in the most recent episode. And extra bonus points for an Alexi Murdoch contribution to the soundtrack at a really perfect place. Damn it, I think I like this show. Thumbs up.

Marry Me
Too soon. But who am I kidding: Penny Hartz and Vinnie Van Lowe? Fuck yeah, motherfucker. I would never, ever hang out with them in real life. Penny/Annie/Casey would say something mean and even though man do I want to be the kind of girl who says 'oh well fuck you too bitch' and then laughs and then hugs her, I'm actually the kind of girl who gets really sad and shuts down and then cries alone later. And Vinnie/Jake/Ken probably isn't dumb but he seems dumb so I would embarrass both of us by unnecessarily explaining things to him all the time. Thumbs up.

Manhattan Love Story
There's something off-putting about them casting an America's Next Top Model contestant as the leading lady. I'm sure she's great, but it feels like they're literally not even trying with the main female character. (I'm not sure she's great. It's hard to tell. So far the show is as if there are fifteen misogynistic guys in a room and one super hard working feminist who is allowed to change anything she can catch while they're all writing as fast as they can and shoving things out the door. The men write the lines "she's fine with it" / "theoretically women are fine with a lot of things" and the feminist manages to squeeze in "oh look it's my favorite show, two men talking about what women think".) Thumbs down.

I really wanted to love this! And I liked the first episode! Because Ryan Atwood! But there are two episodes queued up on Hulu and somehow I keep watching old Gilmore Girls episodes. Draw your own conclusions. Is anyone else shipping Rory and Ryan now? Thumbs down.

And returning fall TV? How is that going, oh brain of mine?

TERRIBLE. Sweeeeeetttttsss. Plus, I don't like cranky ass Brennan, and I feel like his new buddy/agent guy is even supposed to look like Sweets. You can't fool us. We know what Sweets looked like. Thumbs down.

Also terrible. What is happening.  All of the magic of Castle comes from smart ass Castle and mean Kate and lush Martha and naive Kevin and slutty Javier and there is literally NONE of that right now. Thumbs down.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine
All win, all the time. My predilection for  large nosed fellas doesn't even come into it, I swear you guys. Thumbs up.

Anyone have anything bad to say about Dean or anything even vaguely Dean related? Because I will cut you. If I had telekinesis, I would force all the thumbs in the world up.

We're batting .50, here. That's good for baseball, right? Does TV have the same standards as baseball? The standards should be higher for tv I think. Step it up, tv.

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