I ordered some pants from J Crew recently. (I cannot say enough good things about the Campbell capris, if you like pants that show your ankles. I love pants that show my ankles, they make me feel like Audrey Hepburn. I am not the first person to say that, I'm completely sure.) Aside: I wear a lot of J Crew. I just checked my spreadsheet and the last work day that I was NOT wearing anything from J Crew was May 7th. The last work day that EVERYTHING I wore was from J Crew was May 1st. J Crew neither knows nor cares about this.
Aside aside: Yeah, I track my clothes on a google doc. I have a tab that has my whole wardrobe along with the date purchased, the suggested price, and how much I actually paid (almost exclusively less than the suggested price, whatup yo). The tracking tab references the wardrobe tab, so the wardrobe tab also has a price per wear column. It's a serious problem. I only use it for stuff I wear to work, because my nighttime clothes are basically one pair of jeans and ten dollar tee shirts.
So these pants I ordered have a seam that's unraveling, and due to a recent debacle in the changing room of my local J Crew (nothing to see here, move along folks) I don't want to return them in store. I'm mailing them back tomorrow. (Yes, it was a debacle worth the $5.95 they're going to charge me in return shipping. Still not talking about it.) I found an appropriately sized box, wrapped the pants up, and then went looking for a pen to fill out the return form.
I have no pens. Or pencils.
The only writing utensils I have anywhere in my apartment are a relatively sharp green crayon and a flat topped blue crayon.
That is not an adult way of life.
I have shame.