Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Scene - last night, chatting idly about what we learned over the course of the day.

Me: Oh, did you hear that men who say they're bisexual have not, in fact, been lying all this time? Crockett: Did someone think they were? Me: Apparently the scientists at Northwestern University were unsure. Crockett: After they finished that study, did they turn their research towards bears and their woodland defecation?


I love having a smart man.


and it's official