Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

and it's official

I just want you all to know that I started school today. I am on campus.

I am teaching. I am learning.

I am sofaking excited.

No, really.


Probability and Statistics (assistant teaching, to be clear)


Linear Vector Spaces Statistical Methods I Mathematical Statistics I Introduction to Statistical Computing


Graduate thesis credits (3)

Looking at this list is the only time this semester that I will feel smart.

It's a good thing I had two margaritas last night.

Nothing like a current headache to distract you from an impending one.




I am taking this very seriously