Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

We rented 127 hours.

Crockett: I'm not sure I want to see him cut his arm off. Maybe we should watch something else.

Me: Stop being a baby. This is going to be awesome.

... an hour later ...

Me: Oh my god was that his NERVE? TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!!

Crockett, in his infinite wisdom, did not respond with 'stop being a baby'.

Of course, he also didn't turn it off.

all together now: feminism will cause the world to end

under pressure