Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Crockett and I watched Joe vs. the Volcano last night. I haven't seen it in years and had a desire to revisit it. This is how I remember it:

Yeah, no. This is how it actually went:


Most depressing movie ever.


Now we can stop talking about it. Until next year.

Important Bridesmaids shit