Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.


I didn't watch the wedding. I may have had two margaritas last night after my Theory of Computation final, and then I may have stayed up late, and then I may have woken up at like 8, and then, perhaps, I may have napped for two hours at lunchtime today. At what point is it long enough that it doesn't count as a nap?

Anyway - this is what I expect the wedding looked like:



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