Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

It's what I had to do

Scene: our dining room, several glasses of wine in, Gregory Alan Isakov on the record player. Me: Sometimes I wish I had a harder job. It would be more poetic.

Two minute pause.

Crockett: More poetic?

Me: Well, if my life was harder I'd have more to say.

Crockett:...You could have MORE to say?

this is MY time

Oh, Franco