Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

I finally watched Eclipse last night.

I watched with a couple of girlfriends. Girlfriends of the married with children variety. Girlfriends of the Team Edward variety.

There's something about Mr. Vampire that appeals to women my age who are married and have children, and I can't quite identify it. I mean, sure, he's a good looking fellow - but that can't be the only thing, can it?

Perhaps it's his sparkle. Maybe there's something about having gestated a fetus that makes a woman appreciate a good sparkle.

December 31st, 9 pm

yeah, I said rumplestiltskin drinking game