Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

C plus plus? More like C minus minus!

I would like to make a radical proposal. I would like to propose that from now until the end of forever, we standardize certain shit.

For example: metric vs Imperial? Pick one.

Driving on the left side vs the right side? Come on, y'all. 90% of the world already made up their minds. (I'm looking at you, England.)

Shapes of screw heads? Can anyone convincingly argue that we need all of those? .... Yeah, that's what I thought.

Standard clothing sizes. Standard sizes and shapes for things that have to fit together - like snowboards and bindings. (I'm looking at you now Burton - England, you're not off the hook, I'll glance back and forth every so often, so keep feeling watched).

Also? ALSO?

ONE FUCKING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.

Ok, maybe two.

But this? THIS???

No. Just.. no.

silly family

one time