Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

worst. hockey fan. evah.

Last night, via IM.


Crockett: They lost.

me: Oh. Um... I must've sent that while they were in the lead, towards the end there.

Crockett: The closest they ever were to being in the lead was 3 to 5.

me: Maybe when Paul Gaustad, my hockey boyfriend, made that one goal?

Crockett: He took five shots and not a single one went in.

me: Huh.

Crockett: Yeah.

10 minutes of living dangerously