Scene: last night, on the phone
me (crying): Programming is stupid! Crockett: You'll figure it out. It's like learning any new language. me: I don't KNOW any other languages. Crockett: You sort of know spanish. me: I know how to say 'oven', 'hot', and 'go fuck your mother'. How do you say that in programming? Crockett: While you equals suck, your mom equals fuck?
I'm totally going to get the hang of this.