Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

wedding bells are ringing

Our friends, Jeff and Erika, are getting married tomorrow. I'll be out of town until Monday afternoon, so please expect a return to our reguarly scheduled programming on Tuesday. As per usual, if you're considering breaking into my house, I ask you to be aware that it will be occupied by two feriocious dogs and a 59 year old woman who is ten times tougher than I am. AND - you don't know where it is. So, stop considering it, because it's a stupid idea.

In the meantime, I leave you with a dress that I difficult to look at, and I'm wondering if you feel the same way.

I thee wed

a superpower with very little practical application