Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

this sounds like a movie pitch

Emma so dudemy ignite boulder speech is tonight 1300 people ish

Chewbacca yep how many of the 1300 have you made out with?

Emma one Crockett

Chewbacca u sure I thought u went on like 2000 1st dates?

Emma i don't make out on first dates

Chewbacca and that is why you have not had 2000 second dates?

standing in line to see the show tonight

herro