Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

I'm going to need you guys to not laugh, ok? I think I might have picked my current major of Computer Science because of Hackers. Sure, that sounds like the kind of life decision one might not want to leave to some mid-90s movie. But if one were going to do such a goofy thing, one could do worse than Hackers.

First and most pimportantly, the technology was so fascinatingly fabulous that it makes anything I can currently make a computer do look like a monkey with a stick did it.

Sure, it's unrealistic. But it's so purdy!

Secondly, how cool are hackers themselves?

Really fucking cool, that's how cool.

Thirdly, there is a sense of humor and insiderness that I simply must be a part of.

And finally? The nicknames.

I'm a sucker for a good nickname. Some of my ladies on twitter are currently calling me Cajun Spice (for no good reason that I can see, but that's not really the point, now is it?), and I'm accepting suggestions for a good hacker nickname.

So, Hackers, thank you. Thank you for shaping my life. And for being unrealistic, funny, and full of hot people.

Hack the Planet, y'all.

best day ever

you can wake up younger under the knife