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a vagina full of dirt, part II

For all of you who hated a vagina full of dirt the first, I'm sorry to do this to you again. I can't help it. If you'd rather read my Girl's Guide to Dandy Identification, it's over on The Road today. Scene: bedtime at the Crockett household.

me: someone found emmanation by searching for 'dirt in the vagina'

Crockett: that's disgusting

me: I googled that phrase and you have to go pretty far to get to me - there are lots of actual, informative links first

Crockett: Informative about having dirt in your vagina?

me: yeah




Crockett: will sand in a vagina eventually turn into pearls?

I think I broke Crockett's brain.


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