Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

really, Emma? REALLY?

I rearranged my living room to be more conducive to the doing of homework.

I know that some people are distracted by the outdoors, but I find it sort of boring. Wait, did I say boring? Maybe I meant calming.

No, I meant boring.

I can just as easily distract myself with a wall as I can with the outdoors, so facing the window is no big deal. Plus, sunshine is healthy.

My back is to the television, because that I can't avoid staring at if it's in my eyeline. Even if it's off.

What I really want to draw attention to, though, is right here:

See the four red circles?

iPad, iPod, (iPhone was in my hand taking the picture), Dell laptop, and Acer Netbook.

All running.

WHAT AM I DOING?

I'm not solving world hunger here, people. I'm multitasking, sure, but am I really incapable of chatting, working, and blogging simultaneously on one device?

Apparently I am. While any one of these could do everything I needed, I'm running all five.

I'm so disappointed in myself right now.

I'm not turning anything off, in case you were wondering.

dear self

one of these days, Alice