Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

your call will be answered in the order it was received

If you're a frequent reader, you may have noticed that emma-nation.com seems to be having some server type errors. (505, specifically.) I apologize, although it's not my fault - it's GoDaddy.com's fault. Apparently they have my VERY IMPORTANT WRITINGS on an old server... or something. To be honest, that's what they told me last time I called in and they migrated me to some new ones and it doesn't seem to have helped, so I'm going to go ahead and pretend that's still the problem.

I'm on hold at the moment with the GoDaddy experts themselves. If you're reading this, I'm sorry for wasting the few minutes that emma-nation is available with boring stuff - but sometimes shit happens.

MWAH.

cookies for breakfast? you CRAZY!

a lot of face