Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

me: I can't believe you're leaving me for four whole days. Crockett: Could you be laying on the guilt any thicker right now?

me: It's not real guilt, it's pretend guilt.

Crockett: Well it feels like real guilt.

me: It's you that's leaving for four days. Would it kill you to say you're going to miss me?

Crockett: I'm going to miss you.

me: I'm not going to miss you. I'm going to have ladies nights and stuff.

Crockett: Oh, ok. I'm not going to miss you either.

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me: I can't believe you're leaving me forĀ four whole days.

a vagina full of dirt

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