Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

I am not even a little bit irritating

emma I'm trying to decide if I want to run the bolder boulder
Star you should
because you get a free shirt
emma no, you pay 52 to run and you get a shirt with it
Star so you get to run and shop at the same time
emma but it's a boring ol tee shirt!!
that's the part that bugs me, actually
that there's no no-tee option
some races there is
I have enough race tee shirts to cover a wall
Star well them fuck them and don't do it
emma :D
but I sorta wanna
Star god. then do it and throw the shirt in a volunteers face

you're making that up

And.... scene.