Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Men think these women are ugly:

And by 'these women' I mean 'these highly paid and successful professional models'. And by 'men' I mean .... I don't really know what I mean.

Of course, if you follow through the comment string you also get this gem:


Maybe Natalie Portman is actually all of those models. When she needs to act for a movie they all morph together to form her.


Natalie Portman is a megazord.


The Natalie Portman Hypothesis: upon the overlay of faces from a statistically significant number of women all imperfection or variation will normalize to reveal the face of Natalie Portman. For Science!

How can you disagree with someone who recognizes that Natalie Portman is a megazord?

I do love me some Natalie Portman, but none of the lil-boys-who-think-models-are-ugly's amalgams look like her (to me).


Not Miss Portman.

Very girl-next-door.

Doesn't she look like the 'racially ambiguous' girl from the tampon commercial?
To summarize: the men who read on and comment on Reddit think models are ugly. They prefer smooshed together versions of lots of models.
They may or may not know any real women.

are you a shoe?

she comes out on Fridays every time