Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

emma: so I'm thinking about taking up smoking

Star: I like the comment "newest fitness rage- smoking yoga classes. Mat and ashtray mandatory."


emma: hahahahahaahahah



plus, smoking makes you look cool

and gives you an excuse to go outside

Star: Iā€™m starting right now

emma: AND every study that has ever proven a link between cigarettes and cancer was only able to do it with more than ten cigs a day

Star: perfect

9 a day it is

emma: hmm

what brand shall I smoke

something pretentious like natural spirit?

or something awesome like menthol virginia slims?

I think the latter

Star: it's a big decision

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