Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

The most exciting thing happened yesterday! After I wrote about Beauty Queen, and then put up the wrong link for Emma's Ghost, Beauty Queen signed up for her own blog. AND. A couple of weeks ago, Get A Grip (Crockett's sister in law who chose her own nickname, I'm not trying to imply anything at ALL) and her bestie started a blog too!

I'm not trying to toot my own horn or anything, but I take full credit for these stellar additions to the blogosphere. That's right, full credit. Sure, the brilliant things these ladies will write might come out of their own heads, but when has something silly like logic ever stopped me from taking credit for anything before? In the grand tradition of awesome female bloggers everywhere, I'm making myself a blog badge. If you want to put said badge on your blog, darlings, help yourself. I certainly wouldn't blame you - I mean, it doesn't get much cooler than this.

On an unrelated note, I got my GRE Study Guide from Amazon yesterday. A major theme seems to be the elves that reside in the computer that I will be taking my test on. I'm starting to think I may have purchased the wrong book.

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