Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Saturday, somethin somethin, I think it was the fourth of July...

Between Portland and my twelve more-than-8.33%-of-my-time taking projects at work and Jim and Pam having their baby and me putting yet another piece of furniture into my 120 square foot living room, I haven't been keeping up with my RSS feed as well as I should have been this week. SO. Instead of obsessing about marrying Jim and having a baby with him, I'm going to share with you the articles that I would have turned into entire posts if I'd read them before the week was over. You're welcome.

Paula Deen's Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole.

My new friend Katy apparently knew that Joe Hill is Stephen King's son. I did not and fell in love with him via 20th Century Ghosts anyway.

Women in San Francisco have a hard time finding men who want to have sex with them.

It's hiLARious when w0men are violent. HI-LLAAARRR-IOUS.

Stupid men are more likely to be cheaters. Believing in God while having a penis also makes you more likely to be a cheater. Or something.

Apparently my thriller books and television shows that informed me that women are not killers were lying to me. Who knew.

Knowing when to say 'fuck' is what differentiates the modern man from his little boy counterparts.

There you. Fun articles without my additional commentary.

boo hoo hoo

at least I'm not as sad as I used to be