Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

macavity's a mystery cat

It's snowy and icky. I'm going to the dentist later.

Annnnd the single line from 'Macavity: The Mystery Cat' that I know is rolling around in my head.

So, although it's Friday, I'm even more inclined to hate things that I usually am. Things that are seriously pissing me off today, in no particular order:

  • The acronym 'TGIF'.
  • Some guy just got all confused when I held the door for him. Because I have a vagina, no doubt.
  • I still can't sit crosslegged because of my knee.
  • My car is all dirty again, and Crockett JUST washed it for me.
  • This morning I tried to tell a joke on a conference call and no one laughed.
  • My bangs are being stupid.

I know. How do I even get out of bed in the morning, honestly.

See? Even GW thinks I should man up.

P.S. Looking at him is pissing me off too.

P.P.S. I know, you love me because I'm a bundle of joy and sunshine. MUAH.

P.P.P.S. ALSO? ALSO??? The tiniest sprinter is throwing in the blogging towel! WTH!!

my perfect day

things that are awesome