Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

two what the hell's

1) Did you know that the headquarters of the National Hockey League is in Toronto? I swear pretty soon I'm going to stop drawing pictures. Promise. Also, I pulled this map off the internets and take zero responsibility for the spelling of Hawaii.

And yes, I know there are Canadian teams in the NHL. In that case, shouldn't we call it the I(nternational)HL? Or possibly the N(orth)A(merican)HL? Or take a page from baseball and call it Major League Hockey? Or even just let the Canadians play but have the headquarters in OUR NATION? (Yes, I realize I'm sounding a little bit tea-partier here, but this is more about semantics than national pride.)

2) Am I just missing the point of Google Buzz?

In case I was missing it, I went to watch the video that Google helpfully put together, just in case shoving in into our inboxes wasn't instruction enough.

Google, I'm with you so far. I DO like to share interesting things. Sometimes even not so interesting things (like my thoughts on the NHL coughcough).

Here's where you lose me:

I can share updates? You mean like what I share on Facebook and Twitter? And photos? Like Facebook, Twitter, and Flickr? And videos? Like Youtube and Facebook?

And MORE? What more are we talking about here, Google? I can see what you're going for, I can. Really. I've even already joined you, in case this does in fact turn out to be all I could ever hope for in a social media site.

You know what it's going to take for me to stick around though? Other people to join. Everyone I can already reach through Facebook and Twitter. It's not that I don't believe you can make that happen....

Oh, except that that's exactly what I believe. I still love you though, dearest Google, really I do. And I admire your willingness to try new things. Especially this wacky fiber to the home idea.

The entire video, in case you prefer to watch for yourself.

I'm simply plastic without you

sweet thing