Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

a day of no work and panda shaped presidents

It's Washington's Birthday! Apparently that's what we celebrate on President's Day, did you know that? The movement to call it President's Day to celebrate both Washington's and Lincoln's birthdays totes failed in congressional congress like 42 years ago, but apparently America doesn't care. What we DO care about is PANDA BEARS.

Happy official birthday, Mr. Washington, and slightly less official birthday, Mr. Lincoln. Thanks for the vacay.

girls just wanna have fun

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