Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.


Hi all. The internet is ruining my life. Ok - maybe not quite that obsessive, but I need a cleanse. I'll be MIA for a week, but when I return I promise to be funny, fascinating, and .. um... fawesome.There will be a mid week post because of the deadline for Stacy Ponder's Final Girl Film Club, but other than that - see you next Monday.

someday, when I'm awfully low

you're taking me for granted because I please you