"In order to tell if a woman wants you, Men's Health style, you should stroll up to her and ask her the time. If she says, "It's time you get a watch, dude" you stare at her intensely as she attempts to walk away. Then add some flair to your creepy stare with a big ol' wink. When she laughs at your weirdness, look her body up and down. That will make her feel comfortable and not at all freaked out. Then tell her you like her style. If she still doesn't want to sleep with you, have her make a fake gun to point at your face. She'll fall for you in no time, bro. Because what woman doesn't want a winking, fake-gun toting, creepy staring, awkwardly complimenting, guy who looks her body up and down and doesn't wear his own watch? I mean, really."