Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Sunday Best

    Merry Christmas to me!

There is absolutely no way this is a real sign. Unless I am just physically incapable of seeing past the dirtiness - but WHAT could this represent?

 

 

This is NOT a good idea. This person is either the worlds biggest optimist or an idiot. Or a hermit, I suppose...
This is NOT a good idea. This person is either the worlds biggest optimist or an idiot. Or a hermit, I suppose...
Im buying one for everyone and two for me!
I'm buying one for everyone and two for me!

Im a level 5 vegan - I dont eat anything that casts a shadow.

Cheap. Ass. Motherfucker. Just say no, sweetie.

you guys know how to pole vault?

Excuse me, is this 2%?