Don’t you wish you could mostly eat your favorite frozen breakfast burrito, you know, instead of other things?
All in yum
me: WHAT IS THIS TUNA. WHAT IS THIS CHEESE. WHAT ARE THESE FREE SAMPLES.
Did you know there's an Amazon Dash Button that sends you a box of surprise sweet snacks every time you feel like you need it?
Pinterest has made that irrelevant anyway.
This is how my Thanksgiving ends every year - with me so full I can feel the volume of food in my rib cage, not just my stomach area. Is that how it's supposed to go?
I'm going to list what we ate at our wedding, because it makes me happy and it's my blog.
That is possibly because I think things that cost more money are better? OTHERWISE WHY WOULD THEY COST MORE? HUH?
This is fucking nablopomo, my darlings. There will be no premature trigger pulling.