All in really? REALLY?
GROUNDBREAKING. This is not the New York Times, guys, so just blllllllppppprrrrr (<- raspberry noise).
what does buying into the cool girl mythology actually earn us? Is it a sitcom marriage where we're mad at our husbands for thinking they were marrying the cool girl? Super.
Did you know there's an Amazon Dash Button that sends you a box of surprise sweet snacks every time you feel like you need it?
Important to the theory that's coming: weird men have been knocking on the door in the afternoons I've been home.
Pinterest has made that irrelevant anyway.
I had this fella when I was in college and for a couple of years afterwards.
Brace yourself (she says to herself, when facing the prospect of an average of 2000+ words a day for the next 30 days).
Oh hai I got a new tattoo. So did my mom - same thing, opposite arm.
Our reasons were manyfold (not a real word probably? But didn't get spellchecked plus language is a constantly evolving medium and anything's a word if you get enough children to clap while you say it.)