Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Oh my god you guys. Nablopomo failure, obviously. But also.

Me an Crockett are getting mmmmaaarrrrried.

And this one spot on my back ... like, my lower back ... like, my upper butt ... ok, my butt itches. Not my BUTT butt but like a part of me where if some stranger was looking I'd be like STOP LOOKING AT MY BUTT butt. Like just under a tramp stamp, that area.

And Maida, my little tiny sweetie pie, has an eye ulcer that's getting fixed and had two teeth that needed to be removed, including one of those long doggy ones at the back that's like three regular people teeth.

And also (Dad stop reading) I had a very brief UTI earlier this week but I did what me and Crockett are now calling waterbed belly and fixed it.

And when you're engaged (to get married to Crockett cause you're super lucky oh wait that's me) people are really happy for you and it's an amazing feeling.

And when your dad has kind of a bummer month (hi again Dad you can start reading if you haven't already) and you worry about him.

And ... you know. When you're a baby who can't keep shit together to do a tiny wordpress thing every day.

Whatever. My papa is fine, Maida is fine, my bladder is fine, itching is not the end of the world, and me and Crockett are 2gether 4ever. Nablopomo fail, November win.

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