The day I closed on my new house, I went to Boulder optimistically at the time I was expected to be there for the closing, even though several pieces of information should have led me to believe that the closing was going to be delayed. (Spoiler alert, totally delayed.) While I was waiting, I went to the mall and looked at expensive cabinet pulls at Anthropologie, and I went to Target and bought a microwave. Then, shockingly, the closing was further delayed, so I went to Barnes and Noble to look for the latest issue of Cherry Bombe. Didn't find it, but did find something magical.
I half picked up two separate handsome Boulder dudes in the magazine aisle by looking at Modern Farmer. I don't know what it was, but both of them started following me around after they saw me flip through it. I didn't talk to either of them because MY LIFE but I had this idea that Modern Farmer would be my salvation should I need to meet a new fella.