Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

schools of... school thought

My mom always used to say 'if you want something to get done, give it to a busy person'. I always used to want to smack her when she did that. Not because it's not true, or even because it's a particularly irritating thing to say, but because sometimes when you're a teenage girl everything that comes out of your mom's mouth seems designed to drive you insane. Sorry about that, mom.

I know you (probably) weren't calling me lazy.

So yeah! She was totally right!

Like, how, when I was in school, I totally wrote a mystery novel, and now that I have my evenings and weekends free (and, lets face it, some of my daytimes too because data analysis involves a lot of writing queries and then waaaaiiiiiting) I'm writing nothing. At all.

My mom is a smart lady.

Also, how much do I hate Mitt Romney? LIKE SO MUCH.

(That last part was totally unrelated but, you know, sometimes I say stuff about politics and it's probably pretty clear where my allegiance lies, but I just wanted to get it out there into the world forever and ever amen that I hate the man.)

well THAT'S unappealing

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