Colorado. Runner. Yogi. Fucking hilarious, like, 17% of the time.

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk

Chewbacca*: big Saturday Night Fever fan? emmanation: nope

emmanation: I seem to remember it being quite depressing

emmanation: right?

Chewbacca: oh emma

Chewbacca: there are so many life lessons in that movie....I am really starting to feel distant from you.

emmanation: I hate depressing movies

emmanation: tell me the life lessons

emmanation: without me having to watch it

emmanation: then we both win

Chewbacca: and horror movies are not depressing.......mmmmmmm you have issues

emmanation: horror movies aren't even a little bit depressing

emmanation: you have it backwards

Chewbacca: I wholeheartedly disagree....Horror movies desensitize you to the world

Chewbacca: life lessons from Sat night fever

Chewbacca:

  1. There are two types of women....Neighborhood sluts and girls that want more out of life. You are better off with the latter.
  2. Hard work in a paint store will get you a raise.
  3. The weekend is for dancing not just drinking.
  4. A group of friends with similar interests is what life is all about until one of them gets beat up in a gang fight and then tells you on his hospital bed that it is not worth it.
  5. It is ok to have a sense of community and strut around it....and to dream of visiting other places in a bigger city.
  6. Watch out for Puerto Ricans.....They can dance better than Italians.
  7. Put a napkin over your shirt before you go out.
  8. Spending extra time on your hair will get you the girl in the end.

emmanation: LOL

emmanation: these are excellent

Chewbacca: 9) Don't give a short whiney guy drugs.....It exaggerates depression and he may jump off a bridge

emmanation: too far

*not his real name.

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someday when I'm awfully low