We sing we dance we steal things, and our sniffers are the key to haunted houses.
We sing we dance we steal things, and our sniffers are the key to haunted houses.
Oh my god my babies did I just resurrect the blog to become an Anne Hathaway stan blog?
So anyway, horror movies are mirrors of society cause in the 80s they were real scared of teenagers banging.
We all put on fake exteriors every so often, but some of them aren’t so much outfits as they are wetsuits. Like, cover you suck you in nothing can touch you but also maybe you can’t super breath wetsuits?
I broke my Apple Watch two days ago.
It’s gross how universal I keep expecting the Apple Watch experience to be.
I’ve been waiting for my birthday to manifest itself in something. Like, waking up ten pounds heavier, or deciding I need a luxury car. Or a pool boy for my non-existent pool. Or, shit, a pool. I guess I mean midlife crisis. I’ve been waiting for my mid-life crisis.